a Rap Up
by Abdominal
The topic today? Creativity in business
So participants, you’re gonna want to listen to this
‘Cause I be in the business of creativity
So perfectly positioned to explain it comprehensively
Specifically how it generates value
Four topics that we really need to delve through
So let’s delve, take off the kid gloves
Club Med, hands up baby, gimme all your love
Started the meeting with the Relax Agency
Who told us happiness is the way to be
An obvious idea, not so nutty
But how do you get there? The Wellness Buddy
Someone to whom you can express your emotions
And so get that happiness into motion
And if you’re still stressed, need to escape the Zoom?
Then just head straight to the Safe Room
Scream, shout, get it all out
Then back to work feeling better, no doubt
Just like Isée, qui était un peu confusée
Mais pas après tout le monde a crié
Son nom, then she felt some support
And so confidently delivered her report
After we learned about data collection
Ironically had some issues with the tech, but then
That was resolved, we saw some powerful tools
Like Microsoft Translator, could help around the pool
Between guests from multiple destinations
Plus a digital chat to help find vacation locations
Jade was concerned that we remain transparent
Which she explained to the presenters, like Boomer parents
La prochaine pour moi c’était trés difficile
Parce que je parle seulement un peu de français for real
What I can gather was about sales strategies
Of which I believe the main points were three
Posture, avec des éléments de language
Porter la valeur, et utiliser les exemples
Finalement rebooking, I hope I’m not missing
Specifically the return of the pigeons
The topic today? Creativity in business
So participants, you’re gonna want to listen to this
‘Cause I be in the business of creativity
Perfectly positioned to explain it comprehensively
Specifically how it generates value
Four topics that we really need to delve through
So let’s delve, take off the kid gloves
Club Med, hands up baby, gimme all your love
Presentation four, like “all aboard
The Club Med Express” for a train tour
An exclusive experience, plus eco-friendly
A win-win for everyone, so when do we
Take off? Hey, let’s go right now
Reduce our carbon footprint, they showed us how
The final presentation was like group therapy
They went around and their stress was shared so we
Could understand their specific issues
Like eco-anxiety, please pass the tissues
They were a bit rushed by their employer
But he promised some programs to enhance their joy and
Lo and behold, six months later
With a hugging room, they felt much better
No emails on weekends also lightened the burden
Fresh food in the office, plus a library certainly
Also helped the overall vibe
And helped the balance of employees’ lives
Very important employee mental health
And that (w)rapped it up, much like myself
The topic today? Creativity in business
Participants, you’re gonna want to listen to this
‘Cause I be in the business of creativity
Perfectly positioned to explain it comprehensively
Specifically how it generates value
Four topics that we really need to delve through
So let’s delve, take off the kid gloves
Club Med, hands up baby, gimme all your love!
C’est tout!
Merci