a Rap Up
by Baba Brinkman
Find the best conversations at the bar
With that lubrication from that alcohol
That’s the catalyst and not the cause
The best conversations show who we are
Find the best conversations at the bar
With that lubrication from that alcohol
So bring yourself to the table, rough-hewn or fancy
Take it from Jessie, Lisa, Nicole and Nancy
Make sure the event design includes an unwind
Whether that’s a relax time or beer and wine
Events can be a burnout time, you know that’s true
And I got that from Desmond, Nick, Tim, Amanda, Matthew
All you need is a rap and a hook and beat
Last night Matthew was good and went to sleep
And someone showed a video to Amanda, and she freaked
That’s his wife and she thought it was him
She mistook him for me!
Getting clients to step in and step up
And taste the wares of every specific spot that you’ve got
So they can know that they’re gonna get lifted up
I got the info from Debbie, Shawna, Adam and Patricia
No more food waste, keep scraps out of the garbage
Michael, Nathalie, Julie, they’re ready to get it started
Allison, Foo, they’re there, they’re ready to kill this piece
They’re the only group that mentioned sustainability!
The best conversations are at the bar, ask Amanda
Lucia, Karen, Kris, plus Melanie
It’s all about training clients our to not be mean
Stacey, Mary Jo, Vanessa, break down the basics
You can eat it with the purposeful activations
You gave me great material for the hip-hop
Like Orest, you know like “forest” but with the F off
Smashing, y’all are getting up the action
Mary, Nicole, Carol, Lisa, business expansion
Gifting is a beautiful thing and it’s been helping
Kathryn, Shari, Leah, Susan, taught me that, plus Calvin
Plus no more sexual harassment with the lizard breath
I got that from Fanny, Poonam, Elizabeth
Nalini, Lisa, I keep it bouncing
And y’all, you know it’s true, we need to respect boundaries
And that’s why y’all can’t kill my vibe
‘Cause I ask for consent before every high five
That’s right, shout out to the MC in here
Let us give a big cheer to Mrs Jennifer Spear
That’s how it’s gotta go, it’s how we read the room
And plus, thanks for the booze Discover Saskatoon
Find the best conversations at the bar
With that lubrication from that alcohol
‘Cause the catalyst is booze, but it’s not the cause
The best conversations show who we are
It’s the best conversations at the bar
It’s the best conversations at the bar
It’s the best conversations at the bar
‘Cause those are the ones
That reveal who we are
And I’m done