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Lease Accounting talks and hip-hop music 
Go together like sock and shoes, like software and computers
Lease Accounting and hip-hop music
Go together like glistening water drops on a tulip

Cause a tulip on its own is kinda dry
Even if your job is all about tulip kind and size
And you find a tulip on its own a beautiful thing
Every tulip needs a bit of hip-hop bling

First thing, shout out to Janet Sipher
The photographer, who’s know to get some apertures hyper
I was like “I’m glad you say it cypher and not seefer
And Michael Keeler was like, “She’s also one of the most lovely people”

Sorry Michael, but I’m deep in the method
So I see you all as phonemes first, and people second
I don’t see people, just rhymes, I ain’t bluffin’
Like Scott Boetefuer couldn’t see the display button

Even though we could see it, but that’s the way it works
Boetefuer, visibility is one of today’s words
Visibility of lease liability instruments
But he switched monitors quick, yeah, Scott pivoted

That’s what your team’s gotta do when facing crunches
At the end of the month, you roll with the Taylor Punches
When you’re Dow Chemical leasing distribution pipes
And they freeze and break apart beneath the Texas ice

And there’s no electricity or heat in Texas homes
That’s when you’re really glad that you lease instead of own
LeaseAccelerator and Dow have a cheery alliance
To bring Lease Accounting Automation to Material Science

So don’t forget to asked Alex, this is a pandemic
Sam Weber’s putting more Roni into the algorithm
Automation in the system to prop customers up
And according to Mike Lees, Guinness Stout in his coffee cup

That’s how you give a presentation extra flavor
Like Michael Keeler, who’s presentation was peppered with data
Like 42% of our customers find themselves
Returning assets to the lessor on time, 

At the end of their life less than 70% of the time
Leaving everything messy and decentralized
But LeaseAccelerator has that extra spice
On the automated lease attestation side

Keeler broke it down: the essential question is
“Why do you lease?” Michael the existentialist
That’s the extra flavor baby, jalapeno fever
The worm at the bottom of the crystalino tequila

The mariachi styles of Veronica Campos
Who regrettably had to go directly after my rap flows
She’s got the team in place up in Guadalajara
And their 2017 implementation was all for nada

But they got up and rocked it, 2019 adoption
Hella ready every day for an audit tomorr-a
Like Hakuna Matata, consolidation is easy
HP is revenue-generating from leasing

Which means they’re competing with the expects
On Michael Keeler’s marketplace network of lessors
Connecting the piece, continuous improvement
Like the marriage of lease accounting and hiphop music

With that extra sauce recipe, that peppery reasoning
The insane organic, Hain Celestial Seasoning
I got Avalon Organics and Greek Gods in a few jars
So my grocery bill is on your profit, Ameet Kumar

I’m all about those Terra Chips crackers and toppings
They did the 2020 software rapid adoption
Ameet stepped into the job like, “See here!
I’ve seen three lease accounting adoptions in three years

And I’m sick of it! We need something diff-erent
I’m takin’ this KPMG KLT contract and ripping it!”
We’ve got 30+ manufacturing plants
And thousands of leases across 40+ brands

With decentralized ERPs in different countries
We gotta keep this leased plant machinery pumping
LeaseAccelerator. okay yes, we will adopt it
Don’t get me wrong, lease accounting is still a monster

But at least it’s a monster on a leash, a chained beast
No more spreadsheets on every real estate lease
All contracts are different like Scott laid down
LeaseAccounting is that pretty much a CPA’s playground

You can’t limit the field, you can experiment with Dow
But you can’t say to a lease: no special characters allowed
And a good thing too, ‘cause that’s the flavor in fennel
Like Keeler’s last question that stumped the whole panel

What about economics? Overall cost of reporting
Stop the distorting, what costs are we not recording?
Everyone paused, like the comment was shockin’
Those are unkown unknown, the Wolfowitz doctrine

But Veronica said it, we gotta keep that goal
That final objective, it is free cash flow
And if we get that right, Veronica Cam-pos
Everyone of us will be nearby with tequila blancos

Lease Accounting talks and hip-hop music 
Go together like sock and shoes, like software and computing
Lease Accounting and hip-hop music
Go together like glistening water drops on a tulip

Cause a tulip on its own is kinda dry
Even if your job is all about tulip kind and size
And you find a tulip on its own a beautiful thing
I agree it is but every tulip needs a bit of hip-hop bling

Lease Accounting talks and hip-hop music 
They go together like sock and shoes, like software and computers
LeaseAccounting and hip-hop music
Go together like beautiful glistening water drops on a tulip