a Custom Rap
by Baba Brinkman
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Instagram, Facebook, TikTok
Enrolled us in experimental protocols
Drip drip drip, whoops, got the dose wrong
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Algorithm built to control thoughts
Even grown folks’ self-control’s gone
How much you think a sixteen-year-old’s got?!
Souls lost, they used to seem fine
Now it’s eight hours a day of screen time
Bare minimum, to keep me in the loop
Snapchat delivers giggles at middle school
Nine, ten, eleven, all my friends got the iPhone
And now it’s all I’m ever lookin’ at when I’m home
Whole social life in my side pocket
Watch as anxiety and depression skyrocket
Stolen focus, check it, check it, check it
I’m getting multiple notifications every second
From the infinite scroll, there’s no place it end
Plus no time spent face-to-face with friends
What was I thinkin’ about? I’ll just link to the cloud
And take a sip from the firehouse, drinkin’ it down
Plus I think about it every second; that’s a wicked habit
The true cost is what you have to give up to have it
We used to send the kids outside
Go play, go figure it out, you’ll be fine
Now they stay with connected devices, inside
Straight mental developmental thalidomide
Adolescence, those years are awkward
Flirting, teasing, tears and gossip
Synchronized, visceral, real-time bodies
Social media is an experience blocker
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Instagram, Facebook, TikTok
Enrolled us in experimental protocols
Drip drip drip, whoops, got the dose wrong
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Algorithm built to control thoughts
Even grown folks’ self-control’s gone
How much you think a thirteen-year-old’s got?!
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Phones off, hold calls
Quick, before another soul’s lost
Souls lost, mom and dad live with regrets
Too sensible to buy their kid cigarettes
But not sensible enough to limit tech
Too focussed on imaginary physical threats
Gen X, I ran wild as a seven-year-old
In the woods, default “Discover Mode”
Risk-takin’ something I could figure on my own
Plus with my friends, Huck Finn in the zone
No phones, just time and a sense of adventure
Not subject to parental intervention
Fool around and suffer the consequences
Confidence won from that independence
I’ve heard the objections: “It’s something strange!”
But if you’re over 35 you grew up the same
Unsupervised play wired up our brains
And now you wanna take it away
And raise a whole generation on play deprivation
Distracted, now the screens get to raise them
Wilderness vacant, forgiveness and patience
No longer plays, straight degradation
Digital natives, chronically anxious
Afraid to get shamed, Instagram famous
No discover mode, flight-mode defensive
Safe spaces from micro-aggressions
Demanded, for the tense and distracted
Guinea pigs in the lab, no one planned it
Collective action problem, can’t crack it
Can’t quit, left out if you don’t have it
Every act in public, post and track it
Scroll and text that emoji back quick
Arrested development, dopamine addicts
It’s the phone habit
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Instagram, Facebook, TikTok
Enrolled us in experimental protocols
Drip drip drip, whoops, got the dose wrong
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Algorithm built to control thoughts
Even grown folks’ self-control’s gone
How much you think a ten-year-old’s got?!
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Shut the phones off, hold calls
Phones off, hold calls
Before another soul’s lost
If your self-control’s gone
How much you think a ten-year-old’s got?