YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST

NOD YOUR HEAD BACK AND FORTH WITH IT

LIKE A DAYBREAKER DANCE

OH THERE WE GO

WHEN YOU HIT A SETBACK

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHEN DISRUPTION COMES

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHATEVER COMES AT YOU

“OH GOOD!”

THAT’S HOW WE PIVOT

WHEN LIFE THROWS HOOKS

WHEN IT ALL GOES WRONG

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHEN YOUR REVENUES CRASH

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

YOU FALL STRAIGHT ON YOUR FACE

“OH GOOD!”

AND THAT’S HOW WE PIVOT

WHEN LIFE THROWS HOOKS

OH GOOD, ANOTHER ALCHEMY RAP

WITH THE FAT RHYMES

FEELING THAT ‘INSTIMACY”

THANK YOU, DAN KLEIN

IMPROV HIP-HOP

DISRUPTING FUNCTIONS, HEED IT

TELL YOUR LIFE STORY THREE TIMES

NO INTRODUCTIONS NEEDED

NO REPEATED WORDS

LIKE THIS RAP

ALL NEW WITH THIS

THAT’S HOW WE ANTHONY GERACI

AND WE ‘MOVE YOU BIZ’

SITTING OUTSIDE WRITING BARS

I’M A DISRUPTOR

TAKING CHANCES

A PRODUCT OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES

BUY SNEAKERS

NOT BECAUSE I CAN

BECAUSE PASCAL THINKS

I LOOK GREAT ON INSTAGRAM

AYO, DISRUPTING THE PAY LOW

INCREASE THE PESOS

SO IT CAN TAKE EONS

LIKE JEFF BEZOS

CONNECT TO COMMUNITY
 

WITHOUT THE CABLE

THE CUSTOMER GOT US

SPINNING OUR WHEELS

LIKE DREIDELS

SO TURN THE VISION INTO

STRAIGHT GOLD LIKE AN ALCHEMIST

FORGET ABOUT YOUR FIVE YEAR PLAN
 

PASCAL FINETTE

TWO RAPPERS IN THE HOUSE

LIVE, ROCKIN’ THE STAGE

THAT IS ONE MARKET DEMAND

THAT IS NOT GONNA CHANGE


THAT’S THE BUSINESS CYCLE

FOR THIS CRIT-RAP

CRISP RAP MUSIC

ANALYZED BY SOLYCO

AND CHRIS VAN DEUSEN

AND TO MY RUSSIAN FRIEND ANNA

I GOT YA

WELCOME TO DISRUPTION

DOSVEDANYA

BIG DREAMS FOR YOUR

FAMILY AND CHILDREN

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SCALE DOWN

A THIRTY-FIVE STORY BUILDING

ANNA’S STORY WAS MOVING

AND IT WAS VERY FUN

SHE MOVED TO THE BRONX

AND SHE COULDN’T

UNDERSTAND ANYONE

SO SHE BRACED, EMBRACED
 

AND THEN CHASED HER PASSION

IT WASN’T YOU, ANNA

THAT’S THE NEW YORK ACCENT

KOSHA, INTRODUCE MYSELF
THAT’S LIKE THREE LIFE STORIES

WE LISTEN TO EVERYONE

SO YOU CAN’T IGNORE ME

IMPROV SO GREAT

I WRITE DOWN NOTES

AND WHEN I WRITE MY OWN BOOK

PRETEND WE’RE FRIENDS

AND THEN WRITE JOKES

EVEN THOUGH WE JUST MET

WE DO LOTS OF WORK

SHARED FAKE MEMORIES

YOU REMEMBER THAT USHER CONCERT?

IF YOU DISRUPT IT, PLEASE

LONG TERM, CARRY ON

100 MILES LIKE JAMIE METZL’S

ULTRA-MARATHON

TECHNOLOGY CAN TWIST US UP

INTO CRAZY PRETZELS

SUPERCONVERGENCE

HACK THE BODY, JAMIE METZL

JAMIE GETS THE CROWD

ON SIDE WHEN HE SPEAKS

EXCEPT WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT
 

THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

GET THE DIGITAL CRISPR GENES

BRINGIN’ THE ANSWER

JAMIE’S DAD ON CHEMO

MIDDLE FINGER TO CANCER!

BUT NOW THE EXCITEMENT

IS PALPABLE

WITH ALPHA-FOLD

DEVELOPING NEW DRUGS

DIGITAL ALCHEMICAL GOLD

IMPROV CLASS FROM STANFORD

WITHOUT ME ACTUALLY

PAYING TUITION

I SPEAK IN FRONT OF CROWDS

BUT NO ONE’S ACTUALLY WISHIN’

FAKE STORIES ARE BETTER

THAN REAL? GREAT, HOW?

THE NEXT EO CONVENTION

AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE?

USE IMPROV, LIKE AS A

LITERAL TOOL

LIKE, HEY DAVE BACON

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DIDN’T I MEET YOU

AT RABBINICAL SCHOOL?!

I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNIER

YEAH, I’M A HUSTLER

PUT YOUR HANDS UP

DAYBREAKER, YEAH THAT’S THE

BUNDLE UP, IT WORKS!

YOU KNOW WE HIT THE DRUM BEATS

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00:03:23,085 –> 00:03:24,594
MAKE IT LYRICALLY FUNKY

LIKE CAM MOCHAN

I’M JUST A PEER-GROUP JUNKIE

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00:03:27,561 –> 00:03:28,339
THIS IS NOTHING BUT A

CELEBRATION OF MAD HIP-HOP

A CELEBRATION OF

DEDICATED MOMS

LIKE DAN SHEMTOB

LIKE TUPAC, DEAR MAMA

THANKS FOR KEEPIN’ ME ON TRACK

AND THANK YOU FOR THAT

$25,000 CATERING CONTRACT

SO THANK YOU TO THE

ENTREPRENEURS WHO FILL THE ROOM

KEEP IT MOVING WITH THE

CHALLENGES, NO MILDEW

AND THANK YOU TO JEFF GOODELL

FOR THAT REAL VIEW

CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL

AND YES, THE HEAT WILL KILL YOU

BUT HEY…

WHEN YOU HIT A SETBACK

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHEN DISRUPTION COMES

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHATEVER COMES AT YOU

“OH GOOD!”

THAT’S HOW WE PIVOT

WHEN LIFE THROWS HOOKS

WHEN IT ALL GOES WRONG
 

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHEN YOUR REVENUES CRASH

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

WHEN YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE

IT’S “OH GOOD!”

AND THAT’S HOW WE PIVOT

WHEN LIFE THROWS HOOKS