a Custom Rap
by Baba Brinkman
Targeted pressure
Carbon is hard to sequester
Marshall Plan
All in together
Targeted Pressure ‘cause we been burnin’ that
Petrochemical fuel, crankin’ up the global
And yup, take a bus, take a bike, take a bite of a veggie dog
That’s just turning the heat up a little bit slower, instead of off
Clean the skies of carbon dioxide
That’s the needle-in-a-haystack that we need to find
‘Cause emissions are way too high to just mitigate
It’s a race to eliminate pollution before it obliterates
I try to be neutral, a non-partisan pupil of all
The solutions across the whole field of carbon removal
When lockin’ molecules in, it’s all about the minutia
So put them all up on the same stage – Lalapalooza
Get the natural carbon sinks in the jam
Nature’s way, baby, CO2 goes into the land
With reforestation, capturing it in the plants
Photosynthetic oxygenation and biomass
Raise a higher bar, measuring every forest fire scar
Remote sensing the carbon density with LIDAR
Trackin’ nature-based solutions is a fine art
From kelp and algae to coastal blue carbon, to biochar
To the farm with the cover crops, regenerative ag
A bit less of a drag, and got the decades in the bag
Climate change is now, we don’t have centuries to act
Buy time with the vertical stacks to roll it back
With that…
Targeted pressure
Global warming is relentless
Parts per million
Have gotta be lesser
Targeted pressure
Carbon is hard to sequester
Quality tested
Gigatons are the measure
Targeted pressure
Buy from a market of sellers’
Offsets and credits
Negative carbon emissions
Targeted pressure
Marshal the effort
Marshall Plan
All in together
Targeted pressure – shout out the engineers
The architecture for direct capture from air
Not geo-engineering, just carbon engineering
Local factories that clean up the air, them we’re cheering
To bring the cost down per ton of carbon we can lock down
We got it now, it’s impounded in solid rock, underground
The transition to low carbon technology’s sound
But that’s just the floor, the goal is unlimited drawdown
Ssshh, the carbon is resting, it met with the targeted pressure
It met with the force of a hydraulic garbage compressor
It met with the force of global economic incentives
The force of a thousand startups finding investors
The market is dextrous, it doesn’t play favorites
It just pushes the price down, incentivizing innovations
I’m not talking about the greenwashing day-traders
Upselling credits, I’m talkin’ cost of containment
Direct capture to nature, replanting all the trees
To carbon mineralization, sprinkle the olivine
Economies of scale, and next-gen technologies
Constantly increasing durability and quality
Carbon removal, this is just the start of the movement
The gold rush is coming, call the AirMiners to suit up
In the time of CRISPR-Cas9 and quantum computing
We can make a moonshot out of carbon pollution
With the…
Targeted pressure
Global warming a menace
Relentless, parts per million
Have gotta be lesser
Targeted pressure
Carbon is hard to sequester
Gotta be quality-tested
And gigatons are the measure
Targeted pressure
Negative carbon emissions
Buy from a market of sellers
Off-setter startup venture
Targeted pressure
Marshal the effort
Marshall Plan
All in together
Targeted pressure