a Rap Up
by Baba Brinkman
Lyrics
At LeaseAccelerator, the passion runs deep
To track every aspect of a contracted lease
‘Cause if an asset is un-leased
Cashflow at a company bleeds
Controllers need data that’s complete
They need LeaseAccelerator, to capture the stream
In one piece, in one place, so the capital’s unleashed
Whether it’s real estate, or you’re managing some fleets
With LeaseAccelerator the trackin’ is bug-free
So come see, come listen to rap over drum beats
If LeaseAccelerator is down, this is upstream
Which means take it or leave it, automation, achieve it
According to the “Lease or Buy” tool, you may wanna lease it
You might find the price sweeter, ask Michael Keeler
I’m the biggest rapper you’ve never heard of, just like Eaton
Where Cathy Flynn is runnin’ GFSS end-to-end
From power management to manufacturin’
From Dublin to Cleveland to Sao Paolo, yes
Michael’s impressed with your distribution prowess
The challenge is trackin’ every one of the bits and pieces
The eight six thousand seventy one Equipment Leases
Across 56 Countries, fragmented and featureless
Oh how is Eaton gonna get to accuracy and completeness?!
Michael Keeler’s got a notion, to crack the morass open
And achieve integration with every automated notice
So never throw hands up like it’s hopeless, like “Whatever!”
Just get the data into a LeaseAccounting Sub-ledger
Who cares if the slide arrow points in wrong direction?
It’s all about perception, with LeaseAccelerator at the center
And that’s how Cathy saved four point five mil
At Eaton with automated accounting of live deals
Riding off on the back of a set of Harley Hot Wheels
Keeler’s like “Just watch your revenue side build!”
Like “All Eyez On Me” Michael Keeler might be
The Tupac Shakur of confronting a lease
‘Cause if an asset is un-leased
Then a company balance sheet bleeds
Controllers need data that’s complete
They need LeaseAccelerator, to capture the stream
In one piece, in one place, so the capital’s unleashed
Whether it’s real estate, or you’re managing some fleets
With LeaseAccelerator the trackin’ is bug-free
‘Cause things fall apart, entropy runs deep
The center cannot hold like William Butler Yeats
The Second Coming of a Lease, is just gonna cut deep
It’s gonna cut deep and unleash anarchy
The center can’t hold, the falcon can’t hear the falconer
How you gonna help the bird? Call PJ Alper
At EY, for the deep-dive, deal analysis
Internal audit lease management helpers
If you’ve got an accounting problem that wants a solution
PJ Alper can move it with process improvement
It doesn’t matter the deal size, it’s an opportunity
To step your game up to the highest level of audit-scrutiny
With EY, you need to be comparin’ those balances
What’s YOUR transparency strategy for impairment analysis?!
When the center doesn’t hold, and the falcon flies free
With no leash and no guidance and the auditor dives deep
The center can’t hold, the falcon can’t hear the falconer
How you gonna help the bird? Call Jim Falconer
HerbalLife sales surging, leasing real estate
Wait, what’s HerbaLife? Jim’s like “we sell shakes”
Just about two billion sold last year in 90 countries
Revenues jumping, on this planet of health junkies
So keep it coming, baby, fewer purchases, more leases
A Center of Excellence Team with members from four regions
LeaseAccelerator is how they manage and test
The cost/benefit balance and do the sanity checks
With the highest caliber, they fly over their challengers
Like Michael Ahart said, watch out for non-Gregorian Calendars
That’s why they need LeaseAccelerator as guard and sentry
Like Dennis Carey, no manual 60,000 entries!
A lease can eat you alive if you just live and let be
And plus Jim needs more time for his boat and his jet skis
He had a lease problem, until he crossed the Rubicon
And brought in LeaseAccelerator and brought solutions on
Jim’s favorite lease has a six month exit clause
And I guess be bought and paid for his Jeep Rubicon
At LeaseAccelerator, the passion runs deep
To track every aspect of a contracted lease
‘Cause if an asset is un-leased
Cashflow at a company bleeds
Controllers need data that’s complete
They need LeaseAccelerator, to capture the stream
In one piece, in one place, so the capital’s unleashed
Whether it’s real estate, or you’re managing some fleets
With LeaseAccelerator the trackin’ is bug-free