The Golden Kitty

A Custom Rap

by Jam Young

Jam Young presents the legendary Golden Kitty Awards, the annual “Golden Globes of Tech” hosted by Product Hunt.

Team Anthem
The Golden Kitty

Lyrics

Lyrics

Never know what happens til ya start up
Grow ya dreams into stock like Starbucks
Knew this star power didn’t need stardust
Went from looking at the stars now it stars us

Who want that golden kitty?
Man, I need that golden kitty
Who got the app to take the city
The stats, the plans, and committees
Who want that golden kitty?
I gotta get that golden kitty
The Product Hunt keeps us busy
There’s only one way to be litty

Product of the year, came here to flex
Educate my peers, reveal the latest tech
Started from a server, now we really next 
Always thinking of improvin’ mental health and fitness
On the product hunt, we gotta make it
With the right team, rise, move and shake it
Ain’t no tellin’ where our future ‘bout to take it
Grow bigger than robinhood, just sayin’
Users lovin’ us, our capabilities
Web3’s got us stunting, no humility
Updates, maximizing productivity
Versatility, can you see the possibilities?
From your phone and a mobile app
Priority on privacy, social impact
Keepin’ families and children intact
While sharing our mind’s designs all over the map!

Who want that golden kitty?
Man, I need that golden kitty
Who got the app to take the city?
The stats, the plans, and committees
Who want that golden kitty?
I gotta get that golden kitty!
The product hunt keeps us busy
There’s only one way to be litty

This one is for the makers, the dreamers
Tryin’ to shine like ultralight beamers
Before money, had to be some schemers
Machines learning to take over arenas
Oh, now accepting side projects
Collecting e-commerce and more prospects
Trust the process, stick to autonomy 
For the greater creator economy
Came here to innovate, eliminate the average
Wanted to renovate, elevate the package
Make everyone feel they’re forever VIP
Improve our IP and make a money tree

Came here to innovate, eliminate the average
Wanted to renovate, elevate the package
Make everyone know they’re VIP
Improve our IP and make a money tree

Who want that golden kitty?
Man, I need that golden kitty
Who got the app to take the city
The stats, the plans, and committees
Who want that golden kitty?
I gotta get that golden kitty!
The product hunt keeps us busy
There’s only one way to be litty

I got the golden kitty
Yeah, I got the golden kitty
Now my whole team is litty
I did this for the city

Now I got that golden kitty
I said I got that golden kitty
My team is so litty
I said, man I did it for the city

Golden kitty

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