a Custom Rap
by Baba Brinkman
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
You can trace the family tree
Of every Homo sapiens progeny
CARTA – scrappy like a start-up
Sketch out the ancestry we’re all part of
UCSD, peace to the humans
At the Organizational Research Unit
CARTA – from Germany to Jakarta
Yeah they got a mission, you can read the charter
To seek all verifiable facts that we
Can gather ethically and rationally
On the origins of humanity
Among interdisciplinary faculty
To raise awareness and understanding
In the public and among the academy
And plus, to skip the bureaucracy
‘Cause hominids just want to be free
To study the genesis of human beings
That’s the meaning of “Anthropogeny”
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
You can trace the family tree
Of every Homo sapiens progeny
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
It’s all about Medicine, Anthropology
Genetics and Archaeology
“Check your ego at the door” Quincy Jones
Follow facts and see where they go
Bring together the best in every discipline
Get Ajit Varki the Scientific Physician in
And every symposium, go bigger
Get the PaleoDiet from Margaret Schoeninger
Let the plasticity discovered in brains
Of adults get explained by Rusty Gage
Bring the human together with the animal
On a panel with Pascal Gagneux
‘Cause all mammals share many genes
Check the glycoproteins of chimpanzees!
Let the experts debate the origins
Of a certain primate, let it percolate
To discover the ways that nature can shape
A very paradoxical ape
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
You can trace the family tree
Of every Homo sapiens progeny
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
It’s all about Endocrinology
Linguistics and Biology
CARTA – questions get brought up
When did each key adaptation pop up?
From a chimp to an australopithecine
To a Twitter feed to a TikTok meme
CARTA – sharpen tools and dig smarter
Trade ideas, intellectual barter
Every finding and fossilized bone
From a new hominid with a new genome
To sequence, dig into the chamber of secrets
The brain, the cell, the DNA deletions
And repetitions, recipes for uniqueness
Bring another discipline of expertise in
Culture, beliefs, and normativity
Organism with metaphors and similes
Organize the story scientifically
Genesis for the 21st Century
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
You can trace the family tree
Of every Homo sapiens progeny
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
It’s all about Primatology
Engineering and Physiology
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
You can trace the family tree
Of every Homo sapiens progeny
At the Center for Academic Research
And Training in Anthropogeny
It’s all about Computational Science
And Cognitive Psychology